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Old Oct 09, 2006, 09:00 PM // 21:00   #2481
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*opens trap door and leads illegal immigrants into basement*

"dont mind me"
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 09:05 PM // 21:05   #2482
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*walks through the trap door*

Wait a second..
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 09:55 PM // 21:55   #2483
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Also falls down trapdoor

Hey look it's my good mate Osama!

*rings up some politician*

*instantly the room is bursting with some international superpower of policing*

I only wanted to say hi...
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 10:30 PM // 22:30   #2484
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*stands there trying to think of something to immitate*

I got nothing...

*throws a brick at Warrior Of The Toon and walks out* lol
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 10:33 PM // 22:33   #2485
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*Ow*

*Remembers to watch Scary Movie 4 tomorrow while skiving (had a 1 inch deep tooth pulled out today :s)*
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Old Oct 09, 2006, 10:47 PM // 22:47   #2486
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ewww ouch! lol

*gives Warrior some orajel then throws another brick at him and runs*
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 02:58 AM // 02:58   #2487
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*sips beer*
*runs in circles*
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 03:37 AM // 03:37   #2488
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*Gets kicked, stomped, slapped, smashed and horribly mutilated. Once everyone loses interest, grabs his legs and surgically reattaches them. Stands and snarls.*

Nobody removes my appendages! NOBOD-Wha?

*Glances at the smoothie. Cautiously pokes it and, when it doesn't devour him, grabs it and downs it in one gulp.*

Mmm... Smoothie...
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 11:45 AM // 11:45   #2489
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*presses a magic button on his Wii-mote*

*watches as the smoothie slowly ingests the insides of rev*
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 12:01 PM // 12:01   #2490
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*Glances down at the massive hole in my stomach and grimaces.*

"That... Can't be healthy... Freaking chemical preservatives!"

*Glances up, notices Toon's Wii-mote and, with the last of my strength, summons a massive, gibbering spirit from the nether reaches of Hades.*

Spirit: "..."

Rev: "...Kill... Toon..."

Spirit: "..." *Turns and devours a random bar patron before redirecting his attention to Toon.*
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 12:49 PM // 12:49   #2491
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*throws chinese stars at people south park style*
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 01:29 PM // 13:29   #2492
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*catches all the stars*

*throws them back at Nilene to catch*
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 01:29 PM // 13:29   #2493
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*removes shiruken from eye and slices up spirit with it*
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 01:37 PM // 13:37   #2494
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*slips on a lemon*
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 01:44 PM // 13:44   #2495
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*catches sky and saves her from falling to her death ... while drinking beer*
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 01:49 PM // 13:49   #2496
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yeh, i actually fell from the sky lol

squeeks "my heeeero !"
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 01:52 PM // 13:52   #2497
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just doin mah duty ma'am.
*drinks beer*
*hic*
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 01:57 PM // 13:57   #2498
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ah hah ! are you an undercover cop ? lol

*gives beer to bacon*
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 01:58 PM // 13:58   #2499
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*trips up bacon*

*laughs as he fall on his face and gets a nosebleed*
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Old Oct 10, 2006, 01:59 PM // 13:59   #2500
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why thank you.
*gives sky a lemonade*
*kicks toon in the nuts*
*drinks beer*
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